thecommonchick:

this is the best thing I’ve seen today

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Di- abetics di di abetics, prick the finger prick prick the finger

diabeticsavy:

diabeticdancer:

Peel banana peel peel banana

Low blood sugar low low blood sugar, eat the banana eat eat the banana

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the94thchamber:

My mom worked too hard for me not to be great.

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wittyusernamed:

My buddy read an article about octopus intelligence. It was feeding time, and the handler dumped some shrimp into an octopus’ tank. Then he went into another room and sat at his desk.

A while later, a shrimp was tossed onto his desk.

The octopus, upon finding one bad shrimp in the lot, had grabbed it, escaped its tank, crossed the hall, and threw the expired shrimp at its caretaker. Not only does this showcase their problem-solving capabilities, but also that it could have escaped at any time. It just broke out this time to chuck an off shrimp in indignation at its handler. That’s not just intelligence, that’s a human-like reaction. Kinda make you wonder exactly how smart these guys can be…

OH MY GOD

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

I love octopuses so, so much.

@_@

I am both delighted and FUCKING TERRIFIED.

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

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shampained:

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

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shamitomita:

weloveshortvideos:

This dog sucks at fetch

“WHO FUCKING THREW THIS.”

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crypticcripple:

Reminder

Your body isn’t trying to kill you. Your body is trying hard to survive. It has the wrong blueprint, it lost the manual, but it’s trying.

Your body is working the only way it knows how, it is trying so hard to keep you alive. Your body is not the enemy, it is the battlefield.

It’s okay to resent your body, it’s okay to not love your body because it doesn’t function like others do.

But remember your body is fighting hard for you, even when it doesn’t seem like it.

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mundanemagpie:

today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS

Did you know that cougars/mountain lions are not considered “big cats” because they cannot roar? They communicate more like house cats than lions or tigers!

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asdfghjkllove:

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